ALL FOR PUN AND PUN FOR ALL!

One of the most exciting things about puns is engaging in a battle of wits with others. Before you go out and pick fights, I've got to make sure you're well informed of the ground rules, once you've got those down, the sky's the limit. 

1. You must make a pun that is related to the pun you are attacking. The subject must be the same or you will be subject to ridicule, especially if the subject is ridiculous. 

2. You must not repeat a pun that has already been used previously. 

3. You must not use the phrase "That's Punny" 

4. You must allow the other person to respond before attacking again. 

5. Battle is over when one party fails to respond to an extremely good pun. 

6. Parties can call a truce when the battle becomes stagnant. 

Happy Hunting!

"A Battle of Twits"